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Tuesday, June 19, 2007

The Swarm - Part Duex

I have a bee in my bonnet... I can't believe this didn't make the local news.

Last night, the men in white, set off a bee bomb that killed 80,000 killer bees in the bedroom wall of the house across the street.

Those same bees attacked 15 people on our street earlier yesterday. 11 paramedics and firemen were stung 2 or more times each. They attacked one neighbor and her dog and stung them several times. They also stung the cute guy working across the street 17 times. (I saw him without his shirt today and he has a tattoo over his heart of MY name.) Does anyone have a home remedy for bee stings I can take over to him? (bee still my heart)

Anyway, tonight so far, they have pulled 150 POUNDS of honey from the same bedroom wall the bees were living in 100 yards from my front door. Henry and I got to see bags chocked full of sticky sweet honey combs. Ahh local honey. Good for allergies, except when it has been poisoned to kill off it's 80,000 little factory workers.

Just goes to show, you never know what goes on behind closed doors, under t-shirts or inside walls.

1 comment:

Cheri said...

I am buzzing with laughter over here.